Location: Nairnville Park
Date: 28th June 2008
Kick-off: 12.30pm
Last time they met: 4-1 Aces, Karori, April 2008.
Match Preview:
Fuck knows how these dooshbags are first on the table but one thing we fucking all know is that they will be getting a fucking hiding this weekend. This team has one of the biggest koosers in the league, a junior janitor at Te Papa during the week, fuckwit during the weekends, and it is a given that he will be getting a few two footers to the face. It will be essential to get into this fat cunt as he will be sure to explode.
Another target for this game will the sad little emo we all see at the Mill as he serves us our 20 box of Viking 440mls and checks our ID (not mine for some reason, could be because I am mature, or it could be a flaming molotov cocktail growing on my face). This guy looks as though he will cry as soon as the little rocket walks around him, Fuck knows why they put him on defence, he is more suited to sucking the janitors kooze.
After the disapointing draw from last week the beavers will be fizzing at the arsehole to get stuck into some top quality free flowing football. You think your excited, you should feel these nipples(bring the vas wilko). So how we get as much shit into the fucking mixer and fucking have it son.
Key beavers this week:
Andre' Bishop - This guy struggles to stand up in a light breeze. He has been fucking average to say the least this season so it is about time for this cougar to score a fucking goal and have something to txt his mother.Rumour has it he will do another 2 yardies on sat night if he scores.
Rooter - This guy cant run, so we need to ensure accurate passing to this fat cunt. Hit his left foot and he will be sure to deliver
Pork - This guy is hungry. Hungry for anything. Lets feed him this week and see if he can deliver.
Simo - The maori will be anxious after having lent his shorts to me last week. He will be running all day after i loosend them up abit for him. No need for the lycras this week simo. Bring the 1.5L cause you will get thirsty.
TAB Odds:
Beaver $0.80
Aces $1.31 incl GST
Prediction:
Beavers will dominate all over the field and win with a dubious penalty in the 97th minute.
Reporter: Bishop
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